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Monday, July 26, 2010

The Beginner's and Normie Dictionary

For those who are not too familiar with Yasy speak, there are a few terms which you should get acquainted with...

Cubicle Life = Drama that unfolds in the cubicle oriented workplace

Doof = Doofus

Normie = One who is untan

Obvi = Obviously

Stoop = Stoop

Stoopette = Female stoop

Stoopicle = The workspace of a typical stoop

Stoopwear = Things that may only be worn by stoops

Tan = Tan is not a color, it is a lifestyle. There are four main levels of tanness which are (from least to most): Normie, Spray- tanned, Tan, Sun- bleached. To be truly tan and accepted in the tan community, you must have an established "tan walk". Your standard tan walk consists of the tanned individual walking in a tan manor while simultaneously providing a tan beat or rhythm in the background.

Yummzerr = An expression indicating food of the delicious variety

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