Review of the Shining

Today Bosley and I sat down to watch a movie called "The Shining." I'm sure you've all heard of it. Little did we know we were in for the most hilarious two hours and some odd minutes of our childhood lives. The movie started with some stoops driving to a stoop island. The man aka Stoop #1 had thinning hair and immediately this was a turnoff to the whole movie. We were then forced to view a mouse dressed in red, oh, I mean his wife aka Stoop #2. Don't even get me started on the son. The first scene was of him talking to his finger while brushing his teeth very Stoop-esque-ly. The family then moved to a hotel which for some reason was vacant. We could tell from the very beginning that Stoop #1 was going to go insane as he already looked the part. The head chef came to scare Stoop #3 aka son by calling him Doc because of his "Shining" don't ask, we don't know. They were left up that mountain alone for 6 months. AFter the first day of being stuck with Stoops #2-3 Stoop #1 was already considering suicide. The boy's finger then started screaming Red Rum and the father went after the cook with an axe. The mouse's face turned a deep shade of scarlet. And soon the movie was coming to an end. All thinning hair and no Rogaine makes Stoop #1 a bald man.